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The end of my relationship, the Queen, dogs, uncling and people staring at their phones. My 2016.

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Hey Zef, where did you find out about all these useful tools?

Most of my friends

I like that question. The answer: years and years of experience.

When I turned up to my interview for the graphic design course in Falmouth, Cornwall I thought ‘kerning’ was the spatial difference between two text characters. And I was 100% right.

Not everyone can be that clued up. So I’ve compiled a handy list of all the tools that have helped me become one of the best designers I know. The title says freelancers, but let me tell you a secret. These tools are just as useful to someone in permanent employment too.

Hopefully, my years of learning can give you a head start and hey even if you are a seasoned pro, there might be a couple of useful things in here for you too.

20 tools a freelance graphic designer can't live without*

1. Chair
2. Pencil
3. Calculator
3. Desk?

R. Ear
5.Floor
6.Paint Shop Pro
7.Rowing
8.Gnats
9.Mug
13.Light Lamp

14.Sour cream
15.Neck
16.Nightmares
17 – Uncle Ginger from The Queen’s Nose
2.Clam23.

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For some of these I have provided links, for others it’s best you research them yourself.

This year I didn’t go sky-diving, anywhere hot or underwater. I did go up a mountain and I think I’m losing my hair.

I like to try and tread in places that have never been trodden on before. Like corners of rooms or stairwells, or edges of hallways.

All year long I video inane events in my life. When the year is finished, I edit it all together in short five(ish) second clips. Once edited together it becomes a lot more meaningful. I will do this every year until I am in the ground.

There were two types of kid at school: those that employed the Union Jack method and idiots.

Enrolling the help of Obelix to test the hackneyed old theory, horizontal vs vertical stripes.