The end of my relationship, the Queen, dogs, uncling and people staring at their phones. My 2016.

This year I didn’t go sky-diving, anywhere hot or underwater. I did go up a mountain and I think I’m losing my hair.

I like to try and tread in places that have never been trodden on before. Like corners of rooms or stairwells, or edges of hallways.

All year long I video inane events in my life. When the year is finished, I edit it all together in short five(ish) second clips. Once edited together it becomes a lot more meaningful. I will do this every year until I am in the ground.

There were two types of kid at school: those that employed the Union Jack method and idiots.

Enrolling the help of Obelix to test the hackneyed old theory, horizontal vs vertical stripes.